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#ThemeSongTuesday: REEEMIX!

Howdy ho! It's your boy Stan back from the latest legs of the #StanSyWorldTour. I haven't really had time over the last two weeks to crank these columns out, but I do assure you that I'm back and that I won't be leaving for my next leg until after this year is over. I'd love to wax poetic about my adventures in Seoul and Taipei, but that's what my Instagram is for. Right now, we have to talk about these remixes.

First on our list is the updated theme song of one Seth Rollins.


The only thing that really changed here is the "BURN IT DOOOWN!" hook that plays right before the drop. 
Honestly, I'm quite surprised that this was all we got, especially after an updated version of Rollins' theme with vocals done by Downstait leaked sometime earlier this year. Unlike most of CFO$' compositions, "Redesign, Rebuild, Reclaim" is actually a complete song. Yes, it even has a bridge.
As for the version of "The Second Coming" that Roll…
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The Grapevine (9/19/17): We Are Family

Good morning, and this is the Grapevine! This section of Smark Henry is where we round up all the founded and unfounded rumors abound the pro wrestling scene that you may have missed over the evening.

We may have an update on the former Wyatt Family members returning to TV:

There are talks of bringing back Luke Harper and Erick Rowan as a team with a new gimmick. They were rumored to be the ones behind the attack on Breezango, a storyline which seems to have been dropped for now, but what is at least for certain is their return to TV as a team. There's no word yet on what kind of gimmick it will be, or whether they'll pick up the thread of them being the attackers. (Source: Wrestling Inc)We say: Sounds good for now, as the SmackDown tag team division does need to get restocked. We do hope they continue the Breezango angle, as fans do and will notice when a story is abruptly dropped. Let's just hope the reformed Family doesn't look too silly. Vince McMahon did blade befo…

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (1943-2017)

Wrestling magnifies. The seven-foot monsters are probably six-foot-ten. Most of the super heavyweights don’t really weigh half a ton. They don’t really find savages in the wilderness and tame them enough to step into the ring. It’s all about exaggeration in the aid of suspending disbelief: from physical attributes to emotional outbursts, to the nuances that create a wrestling story. Everything in wrestling is larger than life, from bodies to bickering—and even brainpower.

On that last one, no one was bigger than Bobby “The Brain” Heenan.

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The career of Bobby Heenan lasted for almost 60 years, covering era upon era of pro wrestling. He started out in the 1960s as a wrestler-slash-manager, but eventually transitioned—and embraced his role—into one of the greatest managers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrestling in the 1980s and the early 1990s always had The Brain in the spotlight: almost always playing the role of the bombastic big-mouthed blowhard who always got his c…

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Has Passed Away

WWE Hall of Famer Bobby "The Brain" Heenan has passed away at the age of 73. The news was broken by Jim Ross on Twitter and later confirmed by the WWE on its website. No cause of death was revealed.

The news of Bobby "The Brain" Heenan's passing today gutted me.

I loved our time together.

No one ever did it better than the Wease. — Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) September 17, 2017
Heenan was one of the best managers in the industry, leading Nick Bockwinkel early on in his career to multiple reigns as AWA Champion, while also guiding him to several reigns as tag team champion in the promotion.

But it was in the WWE—then known as the the WWF—that Heenan found the greatest notoriety. His "Heenan Family" consisted of some of the best talents of the 1980s and 1990s, including the likes of Big John Studd, Andre The Giant, King Kong Bundy, Harley Race, Arn Anderson, and Lex Luger through the years.

Bobby Heenan... The Greatest Manager, One Of The Greatest Announcers, …

[FULL RESULTS] MWF Road to Fate

Live from the Makati Square Arena along Chino Roces Avenue, Makati, it's the Manila Wrestling Federation's third outing, Road to Fate.

We had six matches slated for the afternoon, and as always, we're here to keep you updated with results as they happen.


Here's how the card played out, mga ka-smarkada!

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Opening Segment: Gus Queens and Gigz Stryker face off
"90s Action Hero" Gigz Stryker and MWF CEO Gus Queens opened the show with a promo to recap their issues and set the stage for the night's main event. A brawl eventually broke out between Stryker and Queens' attack dog Rex Lawin, who were scheduled to meet in the headline match.

Security eventually broke up the fight, preventing the hostilities from escalating.

Match #1: Frankie Thurteen vs. Ninja Ryujin

This was an enthusiastic match that had the two young talents showing off their technical skills with a nice chain wrestling sequence to start.

Thurteen connected well with the crowd, as oppos…

Live From The 205 (9/12/17): A For Effort

Time to hit you with some hard #facts: 205 Live consistently produces some of the best wrestling in the WWE week, period. Even when fans write it off because it's not the same as the Cruiserweight Classic in presentation and writing, the guys were signed for a reason, and it's because they can deliver.

It's just that the WWE stacks so much of the deck against it with horrible planning and programming.

Nothing exemplifies this poor situation more than this week's episode of the show, in which TJP and Rich Swann did their absolute damndest to wake the crowd up. They did what they always do and put on one hell of a match, but because the crowd was on their third show of the night, after a hot SmackDown and Mae Young Classic final, they could barely be bothered.


Truth is, the crowd wants good matches like these. There's no way they'll ever say no to them. There was even a faint "this is awesome" that tried to come alive during the match, but just couldn&…

The Smark Henry Hip Toast: Gigz Stryker

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Smark Henry Hip Toast—our happy place where we interview various personalities in pro wrestling, shoot from the hip, and raise them a toast. We will be looking at the men behind the personas and giving you an intimate look at the wrestlers who are helping build this wonderful sport and turn it into something really special in this country.

For this installment, we will look into the life and times of one of the cornerstones of the Manila Wrestling Federation, Gigz Stryker, who will main event their next show, Road to Fate, against Rex Lawin.

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When the Manila Wrestling Federation made their official debut in April 2017 in the aptly-named MWF x MCS at Makati Cinema Square, it was an exciting development for the Philippine wrestling scene. After years of anticipation, the promotion finally produced their first show, filled with a growing and promising roster waiting to make their mark in the industry. While it may be in its growing stages with mu…

Smark Hen-XT (9/13/17): Undisputed

The stable of Adam Cole, Bobby Fish, and Kyle O’Reilly now has a name, and the crowd goes mild for it. It appears the newcomers are now being called the Undisputed Era (or Undisputed, depending on yoursources). That’s an underwhelming name, and unless an explanation is given (outside of Fish screaming at people they’re undisputed), I’m not a fan.


That said, the ending to this week’s episode was great in many levels. Having Cole, Fish, and O'Reilly run in after the WWE United Kingdom Championship match did a great job at establishing the Undisputed Era’s unpredictability. They’re a threat to everyone that steps inside the NXT ring. Sure, Wolfgang might be the least over member of the WWE United Kingdom division, but it does solidify the idea that no one is safe from the group's hit and run tactics.

It also created a link between the UK division and the larger NXT continuity. For nearly eight months, the UK division had existed in its own bubble, and by having guys like British…

The NXT Grapevine: September-October 2017

The post-TakeOver tapings are already starting to dry up, so that means it's time for a new batch of tapings. NXT's making sure that we've got a full month's worth of shows, and judging by the absolutely stacked black-and-yellow roster, they finally have enough to sustain them for that long.

As is the norm, we'll put our usual SPOILER WARNING here. The matches you'll see below have yet to be aired, so don't scroll down if you don't want to be spoiled. Also, these tapings sometimes go through heavy changes before the on-air product is released, so there may be matches and segments that won't be seen.


***START OF SPOILERS***
Airing September 27: NXT General Manager William Regal starts the tapings by announcing a Fatal Four-Way for the vacant NXT Women's Championship at NXT Takeover: Houston, which immediately features Mae Young Classic winner Kairi Sane in one of the spots. The other three competitors will be determined in qualifiers spread out ove…

The Smark Henry Mae Young Classic Review: The Finals

By Ardelle Costuna, Miyann Bruan, and KP, the scribe shrouded in mystery and intrigue

From a field of 32 women, two women stood out as the toughest and most determined of them all: 16-year MMA veteran Shayna Baszler, and Japan’s top joshi star Kairi Sane.

It was a clash of styles between the two. Shayna paved her way to Las Vegas with her Kirifuda Driver that made unsuspecting opponents tap out, while Kairi earned her ticket to the finals with what people say is the most beautiful diving elbow in the business.

In the end, it was Kairi Sane who etched her name in history as the inaugural Mae Young Classic winner after a hard-fought 14-minute battle.
The Finals Before we got to the live finals, though, WWE uploaded a Road to the Mae Young Classic Finals episode on the Network during the weekend. It was your typical recap show building hype, but it also had a six-woman tag match during the MYC recap show a day before the finals that gave us more of the top women eliminated in the first r…