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Official SummerSlam 2015 Promo Materials Are Out!

Fresh off of a shockingly good (and just plain shocking) Battleground pay-per-view, looks like the WWE hype machine is kicking into overdrive for SummerSlam happening August 23rd in the States.


You won't get much detail from the YouTube video above, apart from the fact that the WWE's art direction team is embracing the whole hipster vibe you young 'uns are so fond of. We don't think we've seen this much Helvetica in a WWE promo piece in like, ever.

But based on the promo poster below, and playing a bit of connect-the-dots based on how prominent certain Superstars are in the image, can you forecast what kind of card we'll be looking at in just a few short weeks?


Apart from Bray Wyatt looking like a homeless midget vagrant panhandler, ZOMGZ THE UNDERTAKER, BROCK LESNAR, AND SETH ROLLINS ARE HYUUUUGE!!!! COULD THIS BE FORESHADOWING A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP??? AND WHY IS JOHN CENA NOT WEARING THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP??? BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHY IS DOLPH COMPLETELY IGNORING LANA IN FAVOR OF GIVING THE CAMERA A KNOWING SMIRK???

Your guess is as good as ours at this point, fellow smarks, but speculating is always a fun part of being a fan.

What matches do you want to see at SummerSlam? Do you think the Dead Man and the Beast should be locking horns for one last epic battle? Drop us a line in the comments section!

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