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#SmarkSurvey (10/21/15): Build Your Perfect Frankenwrestler


What's good, Henrinites?

It's been ages since we last ran one of our world-famous Smark Surveys, so we thought we'd mix things up a bit, just to get your creative juices flowing.

In the world of wrestling, we're always faced with imperfect wrestlers and what-if scenarios to overcome their respective flaws. "What if Daniel Bryan had the body of Randy Orton, would Vince McMahon finally push him to the top for good?" "What if John Cena had the mat wrestling skills of Kurt Angle, would the IWC take him seriously?" "What if Cesaro had the natural charisma of Shawn Michaels, would he actually stop getting buried?"

In the real world, these what-ifs may pretty much be unanswerable. But here, in the warm and happy world of Smark Henry, we believe we can make a difference by asking y'all to build your ideal Frankenwrestler.


Here's the game.

  1. Tell us what three wrestlers you would combine to build your idea of the most absolutely perfect Frankenwrestler. 
  2. For each wrestler, name what attribute of his you would take—whether it's a physical attribute or a specific skill.
  3. Finally, what would you call your perfect Frankenwrestler?

For example, what if we took the legendary technical skills of Bret "Hitman" Hart, the off-the-wall craziness of "The Lunatic Fringe" Dean Ambrose, and the physique of "Ravishing" Rick Rude to form the world's craziest (yet buffest) mat technician?


Or what about mashing up the showmanship of "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, the beast-like explosiveness of Brock Lesnar, and the daredevil antics of Jeff Hardy to form the ultimate 2K16 CAW in real life?


Or just as interestingly, what if we could blend the charisma of The Rock, the power of "The Animal" Batista, and the aerial artistry of Rey Mysterio to form the new mixed-race superstar the WWE has been craving for?


Let us know your perfect Frankenwrestler below, and we'll mock up the most interesting ones in our next column.

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